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POSTCARD FROM CAMP: "DEAR MOM AND
DAD, DON'T TOUCH THIS CARD - I
HAVE POISON IVY."
--ALAN KING
INSANITY IS HEREDITARY - YOU CAN
GET IT FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
--SAM LEVENSON
AT BLOOD BANK: "DONATE NOW! DON'T
LET US BE CAUGHT WITH OUR PINTS
DOWN."
--CATHOLIC DIGEST
SNOW IS THE PEANUT BUTTER OF
NATURE. IT'S CRUNCHY, KIDS LOVE
IT, AND IT CLINGS TO THE ROOF
OF YOUR HOUSE.
--LOS ANGELES TIMES
ONE COUPLE COULDN'T AFFORD A
WINTER VACATION THIS YEAR.
HOWEVER, THEY DID SAVE ENOUGH
TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT FOR
A WEEKEND.
--CHANGING TIMES
YOU KNOW YOU'VE REACHED MIDDLE AGE
WHEN YOUR WEIGHT LIFTING CONSISTS
MERELY OF STANDING UP.
--BOB HOPE
SPRING IS ALMOST HERE. ALREADY THE
TREES ARE STARTING TO BLOSSOM WITH
KITES.
--BILL VAUGHAN
HIS IDEA OF LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
IS GOING THROUGH THE EXPRESS
CHECKOUT WITH A CAN OF PRUNE
JUICE.
--JAMES UNGER
WIFE TO HUSBAND: "I THINK YOU
OUGHT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. OTHER
MEN DON'T COME HOME TOO TIRED TO
ARGUE."
--ED REED
MONA LISA COCKTAIL - TWO OF THEM
AND YOU CAN'T GET THE SILLY GRIN
OFF YOUR FACE.
--ERIC TRACY
MUM'S THE WORD - CHRYSANTHEMUM IS
TOO DIFFICULT TO SPELL.
--THE OFFICE ECONOMIST
THERE IS A TIME TO TAKE COUNSEL OF
YOUR FEARS, AND THERE IS A TIME TO
NEVER LISTEN TO ANY FEAR.
--GEN. GEORGE S. PATTON
OUR FAULTS IRRITATE US MOST WHEN
WE SEE THEM IN OTHERS.
--PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH PROVERB
IF YOU WANT TO RECAPTURE YOUR
YOUTH, JUST CUT OFF HIS ALLOWANCE.
--AL BERNSTEIN
PARENTS NEVER FULLY APPRECIATE
TEACHERS UNLESS IT RAINS ALL
WEEKEND.
--BOB GODDARD
ADVERSITY IS THE TRIAL OF
PRINCIPLE. WITHOUT IT, A MAN
HARDLY KNOWS WHETHER HE IS
HONEST OR NOT.
--HENRY FIELDING
HE DOES NOT SEEM TO ME TO BE A
FREE MAN WHO DOES NOT SOMETIMES
DO NOTHING.
--CICERO
ONE OF THE VERY NICEST THINGS
ABOUT LIFE IS THE WAY WE MUST
REGULARLY STOP WHATEVER IT IS
WE ARE DOING AND DEVOTE OUR
ATTENTION TO EATING.
--LUCIANO PAVAROTTI
GOD IS LIKE A MIRROR. THE MIRROR
NEVER CHANGES BUT EVERYBODY WHO
LOOKS AT IT SEES SOMETHING
DIFFERENT.
--RABBI HAROLD KUSHNER
IF A MAN EMPTIES HIS PURSE INTO
HIS HEAD, NO MAN CAN TAKE IT
AWAY FROM HIM. AN INVESTMENT IN
KNOWLEDGE ALWAYS PAYS THE BEST
INTEREST.
--BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
SMALL ILLS ARE THE FOUNTAINS OF
MOST OF OUR GROANS. MEN TRIP NOT
ON MOUNTAINS, THEY STUMBLE ON
STONES.
--CHINESE PROVERB
WE GIVE UP LEISURE IN ORDER THAT
WE MAY HAVE LEISURE, JUST AS WE
GO TO WAR IN ORDER THAT WE MAY
HAVE PEACE.
--ARISTOTLE
ACQUIRE NEW KNOWLEDGE WHILST
THINKING OVER THE OLD, AND YOU
MAY BECOME A TEACHER OF OTHERS.
--CONFUCIUS
JOURNALISTS DO NOT LIVE BY WORDS
ALONE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES THEY
HAVE TO EAT THEM.
--ADLAI E. STEVENSON
OUR PROGRESS AS A NATION CAN BE
NO SWIFTER THAN OUR PROGRESS IN
EDUCATION.
--JOHN F. KENNEDY
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